It’s not cute or graceful either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painful.
|—||Manuel Rivas (via observando)|
ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛs ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴜs ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ.
ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄɪᴛɪᴇs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇɴᴜs. ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʟɪғᴇsᴘᴀɴ ᴛʀɪᴘʟᴇᴅ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇs. ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sᴛᴀʀs. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ﹕ ᴀ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʜᴀᴅ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴇᴏɴs ᴀᴄʀᴏss ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɢᴜʟғs ᴏғ sᴘᴀᴄᴇ. ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀɪᴇs ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴀɢᴇ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ, ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴜs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ.
ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ.
cool thing about choosing literally any major is that someone is gonna make you feel bad about it
Theatre major? You mean waiting tables for the rest of your life.
English major? Oh, so you want to be a school teacher.
Art major? Enjoy poverty you hipster.
Anthropology major? Was history too hard for you?
History major? What can you even do with that?
I’ve heard all of these before.